Ladies, I’ve spent three days on the road and after visiting countless public restrooms in airports, hotels, and restaurants, I consider it my civic duty to entreat you:
Please leave the toilet seat cleaner than you found it!
I’ve followed elegant women into bathroom stalls only to be horrified by the state of the seat. If you choose not to sit on it, fine, proceed with your hygienic hover-squat. But that doesn’t mean it’s okay to pee all over the seat and leave it in a disgusting drippy state for the next visitor - even if you found it a bit damp to begin with. Let's break the cycle.
If we all commit to leaving a clean seat, imagine how much more pleasant our lives will be. I, for one, am urine-ing for the day.