I'm not a big football fan, but I'm looking forward to the Superbowl as much as anybody, and here's why.
1. Ro-tel Queso Dip
|Yum, Velveeta & Ro-tel Dip!|
Image via Ro-tel
Ordinarily, I do not eat Velveeta cheese. Any dairy product that can sit on a supermarket shelf for six months can't be good for you. But on Superbowl Sunday, nothing is yummier than a cut up brick of Velveeta mixed with a can of Rotel and melted in the microwave to form a warm, spicy bowl of luscious goop. It's a perfect dip for Fritos or Tostitos or spooned directly into the mouth. I could roll in it like a dog.
2. Tom Brady is hot!
I'm sorry, Eli Manning, I'm sure you have a much better personality, but Patriots QB Tom Brady possesses a superhuman gorgeousness that can't be denied. And he's 34, old enough to be within my Cougar range without getting icky, so I can crush on him guilt-free (see calculation below.)
|Tom Brady, image via Wikipedia|
Cougar rule of thumb: divide your age in half and add seven years.
For me, that's: 48/2 = 24, + 7= 31.
According to this rule, any man over 31 is fair game. I'm not looking for a relationship, just a way too amuse myself over the course of a long game when I don't care who wins. Hey wait, the Giants Manning is exactly 31; I can check him out too. Score!
3. Madonna's Half Time Show
|My girl Madonna|
image via Wikipedia
Here's what's rumored to be her set list: Gimmie All Your Luvin (new), Ray of Light, Vogue, Music and Holiday.
What are you looking forward to this Sunday? Please share here!